There's nothing quite like a good story that has sex and pirates, and when you throw Aussiescribbler into the mix you've got a Funny Boner, a story that goes beyond the usual fan fiction pirate fare involving Elizabeth Swan, Nico Robin, "Cat Burglar" Nami, Roranora Zorro, Chef Sanji and Captain Jack Sparrow doing naughty and sweaty things to and with each other. Yes, the awesome Aussie delivers a two-for-one double shot with this mini-collection filled with his own Down Under brand of humor erotica that's guaranteed to make you giggle more than grab yourself. If you're looking for a deep and historically accurate tale to beat off to, FORGET IT! But if you're looking for a great story to put a smile on your face and make you snicker every time you think about it like a little kid having a dirty little thought, then this pair of stories is right up your alley.
Jolly Rogering
Agatha has always dreamed of being a pirate, and when the Libertine arrives in port one day she decides to try her luck and disguise herself as a cabin boy and join the crew. Everything works out for a while, but it's hard to hide the fact that you're a horny girl pirate in the middle of a crew of horny boy pirates, especially when all the "facilities" are on deck. In the end Agatha learns a whole new appreciation for the term "All Hands On Deck" (and a few other things on a few other places too). Five Stars!
Washed Up
Robin Crusoe sneaks up onto the deck of the ship she's traveling on one night for a little scrumping with the first mate, until they're interrupted by the captain and he pushes he overboard so he's not caught caught having improper relations with a passenger. Robin ends up stranded on an island all alone in this quick and clever retelling of Defoe's Robinson Crusoe with bits of Mutiny On The Bounty and Castaway thrown in. Bananas and cannibals and mutineers, oh my! Five Stars!
Of course as a native Floridian I have a thing for pirates, beaches and tropical settings, and of course when you throw in raunchy sex and off humor and you have my full attention. Again the awesome Aussie proves why he calls his stories Funny Boners, and if you're looking for something other than a straight-up exercise in racy raunch he's the man to try, because, again, he writes erotica for the thinking person, and he always delivers.
Here is where you can get your copy of Jolly Rogering:
Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jolly-rogering-aussie-scribbler/1107759472
iTunes Book Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/book/jolly-rogering/id483376546
Sony eBook Store: http://ebookstore.sony.com/ebook/aussie-scribbler/jolly-rogering/_/R-400000000000000551533
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| Master Vyle |
If you've ever been a member of a story submission site, and you like hanging out in the forums then you've probably come across an author or two who looks pretty interesting, and you say to yourself, Yeah, I should check their stuff out. However, either your own work, or a list of other things to read (or do) keeps you from getting around to it. There was such a person when I was a member of Lushstories that fell into that category, someone who was on my "to read" list, but I never got to. Well, one of the few things good that happened after I joined das FaceBooken was that I came across that person again, one Aussiescribbler. And I have to say that I'm glad to have found the time to give him a read as the awesome Aussiescribbler brings a unique blend of comedy and eroticism in little doses that always leave a smile on my face by the time I get to the end. (And how many people can say that an erotic story made them smile while still dressed from the waist down?) If you've ever had the pleasure of reading any of Auss's stories you know why he calls them Funny Boners.
First in the que of the awesome Aussie's stories that I have been sitting on is a little tale by the name of Lusting While Dusting. It's a very quick read about a man who works for a fully nude cleaning service. His one client, Dora, is quite a problem. She's always being suggestive as to the things he should clean. The rules are specific about employee/customer contact, but when you're as inventive as Da-da, da-da-da, Dora, there's always a way around the rules!
I was going to quote my favorite line from this little story, but it is such a short piece that I'm afraid that it would give too much away. One of Auss's greatest talents is telling an entertaining story in a very few pages and making it work. That's why Lusting While Dusting is every bit worth the Five Stars I'm giving it.
Now, here's the best part. Right now, at this moment, Aussiescribbler is making his entire body of work free, so it's a great time to become acquainted with the erotic humor author from Down Under.
You can get your copy of Lusting While Dusting here:
Smashwords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/103413
Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lusting-while-dusting-aussie-scribbler/1107759502
iTunes Book Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/book/lusting-while-dusting/id483400591?mt=11
getfreebooks: http://www.getfreeebooks.com/?p=7512
Free eBook Online: http://www.freeebookonline.org/fiction/lusting-while-dusting-by-aussiescribbler/
Sony eBook Store: http://ebookstore.sony.com/ebook/aussie-scribbler/lusting-while-dusting/_/R-400000000000000551656
Diesel eBook Store: http://www.diesel-ebooks.com/item/SW00000103413/Scribbler-Aussie-Lusting-While-Dusting/1.html
Be sure to lurk for it as well as Mr. Scribbler's other fine works.
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| Master Vyle |
